gunslinger extraordinaire

Sun, 01 Jul 2007 18:17:40 GMT

"You're not a very nice person"

I didn't claim to be nice.
In fact, I've never claimed to be nice.
I even told my now-manager at my interview I was a bitch. He gave me a job. A well-paying hard-to-get job. What does that tell you?

So masturbate on it and shove it up your ass. Thanks :)

This month, I'm earning almost $3000. WANT MONEY? - Get a job.

BTW, lack of updates are on purpose.
I don't read my f-list in this journal anymore, I have a brand spanking new one. If that bothers you, bai.

Wed, 27 Jun 2007 21:48:28 GMT

SO TODAY WAS INTERESTING.

I survived 12 hours of work.

This dude came in and put the wrong odds on his bet.
Here's how the conversation went:

Me: The odds changed already
Him: No
Me: Yes
Him: Oh fine. Don't go all cashier on my ass.
Me: I'm not. I'm going assistant manager on your ass.
Him: Assistant manager?
Me: Yes
Him: How old are you?
Me: Old enough to be your mother
Him: ... I'm 23, darling
Me: I'm 18
Him: So you had me in your months womb 5 or 6 years before you were born?
Me: ... exactly!
Him: What ever, you're too young to be assistant manager
Me: ... your face? *flashes assistant manager badge in his face*
Him: *blinks*

cackles.

And an hour later, Pedro came. (pictures soon, he's fucking sdkhfakshdgk XD)

He kept making me crack up. Annoying people by adding his own commentary in the races...

And the wrong odds guy asked me out on a date (Roz, get your jealousy gun out) and Pedro stood behind him making kissy faces at him, and he got pissed off when I burst out laughing.

Pedro also made me spill tea down my nice clean shirt by pretending his was jerking off under the table and making people move away.

I have tomorrow off, but I'm going to call in around 12pm and do some overtime.

Stop it, fagface

Sun, 24 Jun 2007 16:43:04 GMT

I don't like people who do this to me.

Sticking a camcorder in my face will earn you a smack. Unless you're my ten-year-old niece.

Wasn't that interesting guys?

In other news; I'll catch up on entries soon. I have been reading, just not commenting. SOZ.

This entry has no purpose.

You can take off your skin in the cannibal glow

Sun, 14 Jan 2007 18:51:11 GMT

People who have read the Dark Tower series should be familiar with the image.
If you haven't read it, do so now.

It took 45 minutes to do. £50 ($95 USD), and it hurts like a bitch. Definitely the most painful tattoo I've had so far, but I'm happy with it.

Friends Only

Thu, 07 Jul 2005 20:37:25 GMT

lol wot?

Get off the internetz, whore.